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Some quotes from other ads with commentary:



"About 6: lbs" - by who, your mother?

"first off im not ugly,broke or desparate" - Oh, thank god you're none of those.

"MAJOR POINTS IF U HAVE GREEN OR BLUE EYES! SUM THAT HAS SEXY CURVES!!" Oh you'll like me, my eyes are all curves, baby.

"How can you possibly hope to keep a relationship together if your life isn't put together properly?" - Oh I don't know, the same way the other 99% of the human population does?

"I’m hoping craigslist can be another outlet to finding like minded individuals" - lol

"seeks sweet young pixie who likes to kick. " - the fuck kind of drugs you looking for again?

"Honestly, I don't have an interest in having a girlfriend or a desire to date you. However, I do want to meet a nice girl who's single like me. I'll like to find someone who I can spend some free time with and gradually get to know." - so you want, wait you don't want, wait, what?

"Whether you are curvy, bbw or even slim, I'd love to talk to you, what do you have to loose? " - Someone doesn't read the news, because if you did you'd know the answer to that questions is MY LIFE.

"Something that really bothers me is that society for some reason still dictates that men have to be some sort of aggressors and that women should always be submissive and passive. What happened to equality?" - what happened to equality... you have the nerve to fucking ask what happened to it. In a brief overview of all of history, ever; you will come to understand that it NEVER FUCKING EXISTED, you jackass.

"I can't host due to roommates, but hopefully you can. " - Posting in LTR, I wonder what he's after?

"Passionate Italian man seeks Pregnant Lady for dating and fun:) " - ooooooookkkk?

A post in its entirety - "study Subhash the ready six Little kids novel engaged and too its sound the film house supposed the sky play day " - someone had a few too many

"So I am from Boston but love Brazilian culture...food, family etc." - Dumbass, you're not fooling anyone, you just want some Brazilian ass.

posting by age 50 - "I've a ton of life experience that I'm willing to share." - yeah, you sure do.

"I just bought a small, private zoo. I am outsourcing (outzooing ?) every creature except the monkeys. My goal is to have a
million and a half monkeys. No, not a half a monkey! A million plus half a million. They are going to live on a preserve that they
build under supervision and then pay for its upkeep by assembling toys on an assembly line. " - Finally, someone who knows what he's talking about

"I am looking for a woman who is interested in at least talking about the possibility of having children" - wonderful, I've always wanted to have little craigslist babies running around

"i am male if i need to be specific " - yes, you do fucker

"GUARANTEED to keep you WET and SATISFIED" - hahaha HAHAHAHAHA

"PS: I have pics, but send only when I recieve. " - Oh so it's THAT sort of relationship



That's enough for me, head is spinning right now, but I'm pretty sure I entertained myself way more than I would have entertained you. Hope you enjoyed (rant #3)


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