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Online: Yesterday
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- Age:
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- Relationship Status:
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About
Single mom? No, this isn't a joke, and I'm not insane. Single mothers tend to have priorities that are much more in sync with my own when it comes to work and family. I also happen to think are awesome. Strange, I know. My sense of humor is sarcastic and I feel like I'm witty. I spend my days at work laughing and goofing off. I make sure that I take care of business, but I like to have fun. It's amazing how long a 9 hour day feels when everyone around you seems to be a sub-human worker drone. I'm educated, I make decent money (we'll pretend this doesn't matter, but it does, and we all know it). I like to play outside, read, watch TV/ , play video , drive around aimlessly, fish, hike, shop (I rarely actually BUY anything, but I like to look), learn things on the good ol' internet, and some other stuff that I don't feel like listing off. I like internet humor, cars, trance/techno, rock, classical music, and reading about random nonsense. I love old buildings and old things in general. One day I want to go explore some old condemned buildings. I prefer quiet nights in to partying. I also love Brewer , not for the game itself but the atmosphere. Speaking of the , I love sports in general. Football on Sunday is a event for me. I'm a smartass. I'm incredibly sarcastic. I'm very open minded and accepting. All in all, I'm a practical, normal (whatever the hell "normal" is these days) human being. I'm responsible, I'm a nice guy, I've made bad decisions in my life and learned from them. Favorite in the subject line because spam is awful.
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I'd like to offer some advice on getting some responses here on CL:
- First off, 99% of the women who look at your ad DO NOT WANT TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR JUNK!!! Holy Jeebus! Women are not like guys - that sort of shit doesn't turn them on coming from a complete stranger. You just look like a freaking retard pervert. If you're into dudes, however, then have at it!
- Secondly, don't tell women that you're lonely, not getting any at home, desperate, etc. Women hear that and think to themselves, "ok there's got to be a damn good reason this dude isn't getting any. He's effed up...NEXT!" Yeah, that's just what these women are looking for is to deal with some guys baggage. Leave that shit out!
- Third, it's all about how you make her feel. It's all about connection and being different but not a freak show. How do you do that in a CL ad? Well, figure it out for yourselves. But most of your ads are so freaking stupid that it's no wonder you only get responses from bots.
And ladies....you're welcome. Let me know if you've got any other tips...I'd love to hear from you.
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